"She dreamed about escaping. That was all she dreamed about — escape."
"I’m kinda busy after dinner, what with dessert and all…"
"I know of a cure for everything: salt water…in one way or the other. Sweat, or tears, or the salt sea."
"If you’re under 30 and in a relationship right now, and you’re not head over heels, get out. You are way too young to be wasting your time with someone who doesn’t make you really happy to be with them every day. There’s nothing sadder than watching 23-year-olds settle."